Originally Posted by Alice Rain I love this one!!!! Why did this pilot I was speaking to get someone annoyed with me, I was discussing a book called 'It doesn't matter where you sit'....
Originally Posted by wynn At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20. Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girl could be dangerous, even fatal. Grandpa, not the slightest bit perturbed replied "Oh well, if she dies, I'll just get myself another one." For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walking round his ...