Some pearls of wisdom

[murdock]

andy...did you use the contents of the ciggarette box as a mix while making the units and was there a powder added?...by the way...cheques in the post.

[Dave A]

Andy, you're so good at this stuff, maybe you can help with a problem I'm having installing the new nigerian silicone super-chip processor I bought online (it was only 75USD ). The instructions are to just glue it onto the back of any motherboard to get 100 times more processing power, but the chip's a bit thick to fit.



Should I slice the chip thinner or just get a bigger case

EDIT: I just checked with the oke who sold it to me - he says I should just slice it with a pencil blade on an angle grinder. When I asked him if this would slow it down, he didn't seem to think so. Not sure I should trust him though.

Maybe if I use the angle grinder to cut a slot into the back of my existing case

[AndyD]

I hate to say it Dave but you're missing the obvious. It's called a super chip processor for a reason, just whack the corner of it with a hammer, the piece that flies off is the chip, just superglue that piece onto the motherboard. What you have in the photo is the bulk version which makes lotsa chips so you can sell some to your friends to help cover the extortionate capital outlay you've made.

[Dave A]

I'm such an idiot. Talk about missing the obvious - duh

Thanks Andy

[Blurock]

Do you add salt and vinegar to your chips?

[dfsa]

Hi Andy

When is ETD for the delivery? I transferred R20 000 for 8 Units +2 for volume order. Do you think it will be fair if I re-sell them for around R8 000 per unit. I don't need the MPA concrete, this will make the shipping cost cheaper. I will use C4 for the heat transfer.

I am still waiting for you to tell me what is the max output.I need to run at least 2,2kw motors ( At full load, but if they can only run with no load it is also OK)

This is going to sell like Hot Cakes. I can not wait to receive my units.

[AndyD]

Hi, this is Andy's teenage son. I arrived home this afternoon and discovered that my room now has tenants and there was a note hanging from the padlocked fridge saying my father has left the country, destination unknown, on an extended holiday. He also says thanks to all those who've made a deposit and rest assured your units have all been dispached and should arrive promptly....ish.

Can anyone please advise me if I have any legal claim to my ex-room and does anyone perhaps know the fridge lock combination because I'm hungry even though I've been doing nothing but eat all day.

[dfsa]

Hi Andy's teenage son.

Just hang in there for a while. I am sure your Dad will send for you as soon as he Bought his Island.

If you hear from him in the mean time, tell him he must send me another 20 units. I will pay him cod via Money gram. They ask too much questions when I send to his off shore account.