This is why he has millions in the bank... i have it all the time the people with the most money have the shortest arms and the deepest pockets.
the first thing they tell you... is things are a bit tight... then ask if your rate is the best you can do ...then they want a detailed quote ...but dont want to pay for the quote ...but also dont want you to add your time taken to prepare the quote ...then they not prepared to pay the travelling cost... they also have a mate who can supply the material ...but you must still prepare a bill of quantities and give it to them and not charge for the time to prepare it... it just goes on and on and on ...sound familiar?
i should start writing a book when my bussiness gets to 30 years (in just over a year) i would have reached my goal and dont really care what happens to it after that....i need to start looking for a new goal.
I have just had an incident where one of my customers bought a house ...i always tell them ...dont sign any paper work until i have done a quick 10 min visual inspection and checked who signed off the COC there are few dodge inspectors around Durban ...the response is normally the same ...dont worry the estate agent has their people who sign off the house or the owner has said he will get it done... and that right there people is where the problems starts...everyone is getting their little piece of the action ...the seller has no interest in wasting his profits on repairing the list of faults....he just wants the piece of paper so that the transfer can go through.
I dont go to site because it is a conflict of interest ... so i appoint someone else to meet with the customer and the person who signed over the COC ...a couple hand shakes and a list 3 pages long of all the faults to be repaired which need to be done... the criminal who signed off an illegal COC promises to fix all the faults... sends a team in for 3 days ...by the 3 rd day the customer has had a enough of the "team" damaging his property eating food out the fridge ...with the radio blaring in the lounge probably banging the maid in his bed (dont laugh it happens... even had a wife who was banging the garden boy) while he is at work...(why it pays to get a R299 wifi camera and leave it monitoring inside your house while they work so that you can view it from your phone while at work) ...the customer throws the team off site ... the electrical installation is still not up to standard ...and so the cycle continues... i get a call in 5 years time because the owner has had a house invasion and is leaving the country... calls me and requests i just sign over a COC and drop it off or he will collect... i refuse because i know the installation is not up to standard ....because he wasnt prepared to waste the money bringing it up to standard over the 5 year period... now i am the Ahole because i didnt spend my weekends bringing his electrical installation up to standard at my cost.
does this sound familiar ...i am sure other sparkies have similar stories
while on a role...must share this story ... get a call to fit a light in a small room off the main bedroom (a double story house) take my assistant (why i always work with an assistant not to help me but to protect me from these crazy customers) we run the cable and i am busy fitting the light ...next thing there is a security guard at the door to this room requesting i go with him... i do... we go downstairs and next thing there is a police van and more security vans... they about arrest me for attempted rape... anyway the cop asks me what i am doing in the room next to bedroom i take him up to show him ...they take mt assistant one side and start questioning him... cut a long story short ...it turns out she was banging garden boy.
my advice to any young sparkies... or trademen for that matter who work in houses ...always make sure you have an assistant with you there are some crazy people out there ...who do some really strange things.
I have many other stories... like customers accusing one of my mates for stealing money...the poor oke was arrested and it turns out she had hidden the money between the mattress and base worried they might steal it then forgot she had done it.... when she found it she had the case dropped... the poor oke life changed ...he almost got fired.
the first thing they tell you... is things are a bit tight... then ask if your rate is the best you can do ...then they want a detailed quote ...but dont want to pay for the quote ...but also dont want you to add your time taken to prepare the quote ...then they not prepared to pay the travelling cost... they also have a mate who can supply the material ...but you must still prepare a bill of quantities and give it to them and not charge for the time to prepare it... it just goes on and on and on ...sound familiar?
i should start writing a book when my bussiness gets to 30 years (in just over a year) i would have reached my goal and dont really care what happens to it after that....i need to start looking for a new goal.
I have just had an incident where one of my customers bought a house ...i always tell them ...dont sign any paper work until i have done a quick 10 min visual inspection and checked who signed off the COC there are few dodge inspectors around Durban ...the response is normally the same ...dont worry the estate agent has their people who sign off the house or the owner has said he will get it done... and that right there people is where the problems starts...everyone is getting their little piece of the action ...the seller has no interest in wasting his profits on repairing the list of faults....he just wants the piece of paper so that the transfer can go through.
I dont go to site because it is a conflict of interest ... so i appoint someone else to meet with the customer and the person who signed over the COC ...a couple hand shakes and a list 3 pages long of all the faults to be repaired which need to be done... the criminal who signed off an illegal COC promises to fix all the faults... sends a team in for 3 days ...by the 3 rd day the customer has had a enough of the "team" damaging his property eating food out the fridge ...with the radio blaring in the lounge probably banging the maid in his bed (dont laugh it happens... even had a wife who was banging the garden boy) while he is at work...(why it pays to get a R299 wifi camera and leave it monitoring inside your house while they work so that you can view it from your phone while at work) ...the customer throws the team off site ... the electrical installation is still not up to standard ...and so the cycle continues... i get a call in 5 years time because the owner has had a house invasion and is leaving the country... calls me and requests i just sign over a COC and drop it off or he will collect... i refuse because i know the installation is not up to standard ....because he wasnt prepared to waste the money bringing it up to standard over the 5 year period... now i am the Ahole because i didnt spend my weekends bringing his electrical installation up to standard at my cost.
does this sound familiar ...i am sure other sparkies have similar stories

while on a role...must share this story ... get a call to fit a light in a small room off the main bedroom (a double story house) take my assistant (why i always work with an assistant not to help me but to protect me from these crazy customers) we run the cable and i am busy fitting the light ...next thing there is a security guard at the door to this room requesting i go with him... i do... we go downstairs and next thing there is a police van and more security vans... they about arrest me for attempted rape... anyway the cop asks me what i am doing in the room next to bedroom i take him up to show him ...they take mt assistant one side and start questioning him... cut a long story short ...it turns out she was banging garden boy.
my advice to any young sparkies... or trademen for that matter who work in houses ...always make sure you have an assistant with you there are some crazy people out there ...who do some really strange things.
I have many other stories... like customers accusing one of my mates for stealing money...the poor oke was arrested and it turns out she had hidden the money between the mattress and base worried they might steal it then forgot she had done it.... when she found it she had the case dropped... the poor oke life changed ...he almost got fired.

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